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    The "Virginity Auction Trend" Milk has gone bad... real bad

    An auction appeared on ebay today offering the virginity of this person. Ebay took it down within hours...

    http://gawker.com/5140292/virginity-auction-trend-over

    http://cgi.ebay.com.au/VIRGINITY-of-...3A1|240%3A1318



    Welcome! You are bidding on a 19 yr old quadriplegic girl for her VIRGINITY!!!
    I may not look much to you but you can did what ever fantasies you have on me! You will need to pay for a hotel with wheelchair access or make sure your house is accessable! Don't have to use condoms!
    Feel free to e-mail any questions! Bank Deposit accepted only! Enjoy! Thankyou! Good Luck!

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    Dear lord.


    I am going to hell!!!!
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    oh.............my..............god................ .


    *dying...
    *you can't squeeze blood from a rock...that's why I got rubies in my watch*

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    QUICK!!! someone tell acid. i'm sure if all of us send him a nickel he can win the auction

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    He ain't been around. Hopefully he fell into some pussy and drowned.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hydro View Post
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    lol.


    Oh my goodness whoever posted that ad on Ebay is going to tell. Seriously. The should, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boondoc View Post
    QUICK!!! someone tell acid. i'm sure if all of us send him a nickel he can win the auction
    ^^ I knew it.
    I clicked on this already shaking my head thinking the thread was going to be ABOUT acid. I figured you were successful in your quest in finding acid some pussy. Thought perhaps Charlie stumbled upon "his" ad.

    Anyway, lol@milk gone bad.
    Bite me, bitch.
    xx(x <-mere's)

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    Oh shit
    You a soft nigga you got bitch in your heart nigga lil wayne the same goes for you thats your new paw nigga

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    Last edited by Boondoc; 01-27-2009 at 05:37 PM. Reason: well... that was unnecessary.

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    I'd pipe.

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    comfortably numb. j.r. 20k is aight. j.r. 20k's Avatar
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    i dont see the problem.

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    lol, I just wanna know why they post a picture of her passed out?

    Somn would probably try to hump her breathing tube. Get that REAL deep throat.
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    just straddle her and drizzle the contents of her colostomy bag all over her fa--


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    jesus, whats wrong with me?
    Last edited by j.r. 20k; 01-27-2009 at 07:33 PM.

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    ^ thats fucked up
    You a soft nigga you got bitch in your heart nigga lil wayne the same goes for you thats your new paw nigga

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    This is almost as bad as the cripple sex pictures.
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    Quote Originally Posted by j.r. 20k View Post
    just straddle her and drizzle the contents of her colostomy bag all over her fa--


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    jesus, whats wrong with me?
    i didn't laugh until this. well played.

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    that is a cruel joke.
    bulldonkey

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    ROFL..this is so wrong


    DEAD@"dont have to use condoms"

    lmaoo
    what is the world coming to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by j.r. 20k View Post
    just straddle her and drizzle the contents of her colostomy bag all over her fa--


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    jesus, whats wrong with me?
    you are by far, the sickest member of this board. there really have been a category for this in the 2008 award thread.

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    what did it say before?

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    Quote Originally Posted by medi-kate View Post
    you are by far, the sickest member of this board. there really have been a category for this in the 2008 award thread.
    when someone like YOU accuses me of being sick? well... all the hard work and sacrifice is validated.

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